Raspberry Pi 5 shipping in Oct?

Read here. First update in 4 years. I bought my Raspberry Pi 4, four months ago, now they come out with a new model. You’re welcome nerds. I control these things.

Is it too sunny outside? I’ll just plan a trip to the beach. Is it too windy? I’ll try and fly a kite. Not windy enough? I’ll plan to paint something outdoors. with spray paint. No new Raspberry Pi model for a while? I’ll buy the latest model.